Make up a word and define it. Funniest response wins best answer?

Question

Yes, funniest response wins best answer.

Answer 1

darkophobia: afraid of the dark
dumbification: when you make someone dumb
anticollegious: someone who hates college
srewsan: when u gave a backward answer to the question asked( srewsan is the bacward of answers) lol!
difatherus: having two father!! from the latin root di=2 and fatherus=father!)

Answer 2

Arbitraitor - A mediator who rules against you
Eastroturf - The fake grass in Easter baskets
Assquatch - Someone with a very hairy butt
Fivehead - A receding hairline making a forehead look bigger
Inebrionics - The language used by drunk people
Foodgitive - When a dog steals something off a plate and runs
Borgasm - When my wife fakes climax
Addadictomy - The operation to change sex from female to male
Tushups - How gay males exercise
Discinfectant - What you wipe on CD's to clean them

Answer 3

ENTAC,

it's a word I made up out of an abbreviation from the movie Office Space.

It means, No Talent *** Clown - NTAC.

Answer 4

apparently the malicious software did no longer understand he grew to become into going to be a element of this humorous tale and get caught.additionally some worms do no longer pop out through climate ,comparable element for the early birds,what time is early,their early or human early.the malicious software's kinfolk ought to hire a lawyer from P.E.T.A. for the wrongful loss of life of "Wriggly the malicious software"taken in his best.

Answer 5

whiteshade: the part of the wrist covered with watch which leaves a lighter tone if the person goes in the son

z-string: the stringy thing in the banana

Answer 6

1 Swoolsome~Sweet, cool, awesome
2 furzy sweetle~kitten, puppy, small furry cute thing etc
3 Smadormonkable~small n adorable as a monkey
4 hugglez~hugs
5 fablicious~fabulous and delicious
6 tellavisa-surfa-netting~ watching tv whilst surfing the net
7 phonanetting~talking on the phone and surfing the net

[awaits thumbs down :(]

~*Merry Christmas*~

Answer 7

OK

How about this: If a balustrade is a line of balusters supporting any railing,
then a fenestrade might be a line of windows.

This "trade" ending could then be used for dozens of other things--
"Colustrade-- a line of columns".
"Dendridtrade-- a line of trees".
'Pulchiristrade--a line of chorus girls".
"Laundristrade"--a line of washing;
leading to my entry in your contest:

"Tauristrade--a line of bull."

Answer 8

well...my word that I made up is called "Lurpy" Its the description of a tall and skinny person that looks like the wind could blow em over.

So..my friend, for example, is 6'5" and is very skinny...this is an example of a "lurpy" person..

Answer 9

"hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianistic"

definition: the quality of one prone to using big words

Answer 10

kk so i have a fear off both leprechaun and clown
so it lepreclowns:]]


i am slow and quiet
so uhh i am sliet