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2007-12-25 15:16:24 · 11 answers · asked by ender kidd. 1 in Science & Mathematics Biology

11 answers

Someone takes over your nickname and avatar.

But don't worry. In a way, it's a form of immortality

2007-12-25 15:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by 1ofU 7 · 4 0

Well, first, your body starts to rot, internal organs start to shrink, worms start crawling into your casket to finish off what's left of you and after a while all there's left are the bones. At that stage a biology-archeology digout class comes to your gravesite for a summer camp, digs you out, cleans you a bit and transports you to their school where you serve as a learning skeleton in the biology classroom. Then, a horny cleaning lady who hasn't had any in months abuses some parts of your skeleton in unthinkable ways. Then, rather miffed about the whole bonerape incident, you become a zombie and start haunting all those who have wronged you in the past. That's when you meet all those nice boney figures from The Pirates of The Carribean and you feel happy for making new friends.

2007-12-25 23:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Decomposed by saprotrophic bacteria or fungi. E.g. - Nitrobacter, Nitrosomonas. If you are cremated the fumes given off could enter the people's lungs and the ashes could be spread across the ocean or in a jar.

2007-12-26 04:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

From a strictly biological viewpoint (check the section we are in), your body's organic compounds decompose and you rot.

2007-12-26 13:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Todd 7 · 0 0

Lets hope you have family who can bury you. They goto your funeral, they grieve in some methods. You decompose, feed the worms?

2007-12-26 02:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by big puffy shoes 6 · 1 0

Hopefully, your body stops working, and then decomposes.

Anything other than that, depends on who you ask.....

2007-12-25 23:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 2 0

Generally your family and friends cry and your enemies party.....
Then they put some dirt on you and life goes on!!!!

2007-12-26 00:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by maestro2012 1 · 1 0

You decompose.

2007-12-25 23:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by mcalhoun333 4 · 2 0

"from dust you came, to dust you shall return"

2007-12-25 23:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by maej 6 · 2 0

Well either you go to heaven or hell
i suggest you read a bible :)

2007-12-25 23:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by LiNDSEY, 3 · 0 3

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