Is Evolution responsible for Girls not Farting?

Question

From a guy's point of view, girls don't fart. What is the reason for this? Here's a possible theory:

In the caveman days there were 2 types of girls - farting and non-farting.

But the farting ones turned men off too much, so they never reproduced. So their farting DNA was not passed on.

The non-farting ones did attract men, reproduced, so passed on their non-farting DNA.

It's survival of the fittest/non-fartiest

Answer 1

OMG THIS IS HILARLOUS!!!!

Well actully my mom passes the loadest smellest farts EVER

my dad told me he didnt know this about my mom when he married her =]
lol

Answer 2

to bad there is no such thing as farting DNA. I fart all the time not in front of my bf but in front of my friends and family. Most girls just dont do it because they are embarrassed

Answer 3

Where did you get that story. We do pass gas. Watch your girl when she moves away from the crowd, say go to the bathroom or somewhere far, that's when she does it.

Answer 4

Technically, you've nailed evolution exactly.

Practically, you've ignored data. Girls do fart, they just hide it better than guys do.

Answer 5

Oh man, that is one awesome theory! Trust me, ALL women fart AND defecate. Fact of life!!!

Answer 6

Girls do pass gas, so I doubt that is true. Logical, but untrue.

Answer 7

Are you for real? If it eats, it farts!

Answer 8

absolutely.

Answer 9

thanks for my laugh of the day.
Merry Christmas

Answer 10

haha stupid :]