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How should I get back at him?

2007-12-25 12:00:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Give him another chance. I'm sure he wants to stay with someone as hot as you.

2007-12-25 12:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Do you both have fax machines?
Tape 4 sheets of paper together and send them through the machine. When the top of the first sheet goes through, tape it to the bottom of the last sheet. It will run continuously until there's no paper, no ink or the dang thing bursts into flame.
Write anything you want on the sheets for added annoyance.
Just make sure your fax machine doesn't have your I.D. on it. (that prints automatically on the receiving faxes)

Salt in lawns (and flower beds) is a bad, bad thing. Especially when you "carve" swear words in big letters.

Give his name and address to all the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses you can find. Tell them he's a suicidal atheist.

Toilet paper his house.
Toilet paper his mother's house.

Write hate mail from his pets.
Write anonymous hate mail.

Picket his house. Make big signs of all the things he did. Get your friends to chant rude things.

Pay a bunch of kids to play basketball or set up a skateboard ramp in front of his house. At 5am. On his day off.

Blaring music is a time honored classic.

Do you still have access to his house? Put raw fish or something equally stinky and likely to rot badly (and attract bugs) where he will never find it. Crawl spaces, under furniture, use your imagination.

Does he have a dog? Feed him some Pepperoni, or other spicy, fatty sausage. It causes diarrhea. Stinking diarrhea.
Don't poison his pets, that's just wrong.

2007-12-25 20:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do unto him like he did to you.You should not wait.Do it quickly and make him suffer like he did to you.No happy new years for him.Pay back is a bit........

2007-12-25 20:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by dark angel 5 · 1 0

Give him all of your smiles, kindness, winks & love but to another man in front of him

2007-12-25 20:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Be the better person and do nothing, just believe in Karma and let it do its thing.

2007-12-25 20:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by Behave 5 · 2 1

Just let Karma take care of it....

2007-12-25 20:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by Pixie 4 · 1 1

by hanging out with me! your cute and dont deserve poor treatment

2007-12-25 20:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I know how you feel. Don't do anything for now.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071225163341AABsOAB&r=w

2007-12-25 20:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hell no dump the chump......and hook up with one of your YA buddies.

2007-12-25 20:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

mine did the same. break up with him...**** his bff

2007-12-25 20:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0 1

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