How do you hide a cigarette in a sharpie?

Question

I had a friend who used to do this but I only just started smoking and can't figure out how to open the pen...does anyone do this or know how to do this? xoxo

Answer 1

pull the black part of the sharpie really hard.. twist it if necessary, take out the ink tube and put the cigarette there.... hope this helps

Answer 2

I am not sure what your motivation is for hiding the cigarette. Pretty soon your breath and your clothes will stink so bad from the smoke that it will be obvious to everyone that you are smoking. Unless you are in a prison somewhere that bans smoking there is no point to trying to keep it secret. The odor will tell on you.

I just looked at a sharpie. The thin point ones have a back cap you can pull off and then pull out the inside marker reservoir. That will make the right size hole in there. The permanent ones have no such cap, just a one piece body so they would not do it. Since the interior of the pen is saturated with the volatile chemicals and cigs are absorbent you will succeed in making your smoke even worse for your lungs.

If your friend is still alive try asking him/her what the marvelous trick was.

Answer 3

No real offense, but certainly you don't get Bragging rights.

I say "Why bother? Cut the pages out of a Bible you carry around, to hide a whole pack, Or GUT an MP3 player and carry a couple in it, only pretending to enjoy the music.

Ric Z offers a valid answer.

You won't really be hiding anything. Once you begin, the odor will effect your hair, clothing, the area around you, your hands will even smell of it, and be most evident to others who don't OR to your parents.

I also noted a word Rich Z used. "Motivation."

What's your motivation for getting into it? Ah,,,perhaps it's the perception of "Cool"??? I want to assume PEERS MADE ME? AND that you aren't buying your own either, or old enough to, legally?

There aint much cool about the long range effects, or the possibility of genetic predispositions to all it manifests. I suppose there might be some who find it cool to wear a ventilator, or have a larynx removed, or a tongue? I want to assume too that a mastectomy isn't in any plan of yours for the future?

I guess Medical Science has advanced far enough that Lung replacements are moving along as false teeth? OH BTW, I bet the new fad, TOOTH WHITENING STRIPS manufactures probably support the tobacco lobbyists in Washington.

Certainly it might not be any more a plague than alcohol, or illegal substances, but in 64 years I've never heard a valid argument yet, for getting started.

Merry Christmas.

Answer 4

hide cigarette sharpie

Answer 5

Don't bother! Quit ,quit quit! Please quit now,before it's to late. We used to make jokes about our parents letting us smoke cigarettes. We even made up a saying about it( we thought it was cool) "A family that smokes together, croaks together!" Boy, little did we know how true that would turn out to be. Five years ago,Mom died from lung cancer. Two years ago, Dad died from lung cancer. Last year,our older sister was diagnosed with lung cancer. On November 1st.(our little brothers birthday)our little baby brother was diagnosed with lung cancer. Please don't be another addition to the list, Please? Byee and QUIT! XOXO