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What is your plan? A philosophy question so I want good answers please :)

I know its coming soon zombies will walk the earth how do we escape or kill them?

2007-12-25 09:59:35 · 11 answers · asked by Oorah 1 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

11 answers

Okay, first we scream like hell! Then we get wooden sticks, metal bars, bats, & etc. and whack them on the head! Then they will all be so scared/hurt that they will all run away and go to sleep in their graves and never bother us again! That's how we saved the day!c

Untill...the sequel comes [where they come alive---again!]

2007-12-25 10:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know, there's a Zombie Survival Guide published for this very reason.

I suppose the most important questions are, what type of zombies are these, what sort of infections are we talkling about, and how many are there? If we're talking viral zombies that require extensive infection to be created, wiping out the zombies is a possibility with trained military personnel. If we're talking viral zombies that infect with mere scratches or skin contact, it's time to quarantine large areas and prepare the barricades. If these are magical zombies that do not physically rot over time and are raised from anyone who dies, we're in trouble. Deep trouble.

I suppose it also depends on how zombified people are. Greenish skin, rotting, smells bad, shuffling, we're probably more apt to go on zombie killing sprees or hide in makeshift fortresses. If we're talking fairly normal with just an appetite for human brains, I'm pretty sure they could integrate into some form of society and become stars on the Internet with fetish sites.

2007-12-25 10:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by BDOLE 6 · 3 0

It's not very philosophical, but I've thought about it quite a bit and I'd kill myself. Seriously, within minutes of hearing that zombies were real and attacking, I'd just kill myself.

2007-12-25 10:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by greenpink 3 · 1 0

Go beat up a homeless dude, take his clothes, roll around in the mud, have your girlfriend cut your hair, and meander around with your arms out groaning, hoping that none of the real zombies know you're faking.

2007-12-25 10:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Matt J 1 · 1 1

nicely america and russian militia forces sent out their surveillance airplane, and function yet to locate any zombie armys on the floor! yet they are nevertheless finding and could proceed by the evening!

2016-10-19 21:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

first off there is no such thing or ever will be zombies
but for the sake of the question

head for water.. zombies can't swim

2007-12-25 10:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by pastels c 6 · 1 1

Wake up and quit having spicy food before you head to bed.

2007-12-25 17:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by aisha 5 · 0 1

before it will happen we will eat in a fancy restaurant and i will tell you to pay for the bill then after that i tell you the best place where to hide. no gimmick whatever

2007-12-25 10:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by mike c 2 · 1 0

What else? Get some guns and head to the mall.

2007-12-25 10:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would hide in my house hoping they wouldn't get in.

2007-12-25 10:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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