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Such as haveyou been caught beating you wife in the closet?
Yes is an admission of being caught beating you wife in the closet.
No is an admission you beat you wife in the closet and just never have been caught.

2007-12-25 07:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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" Will liberals ever quit whining and undermining America"??

2007-12-25 08:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Still not sure what you mean...

Sorta like the old, "If God is All Powerful, Can He Create a Rock So Big that He Himself Cannot Lift It?" Politically, those questions are tough to formulate. They often cannot acheive the desired effect from ONE sentence or question. As they said in the original "Manchurian Candidate", the character Dick Gregory played (who said there were wildly differing numbers of "card-carrying Communists" in key Defense Dept positions) was complaining to Angela Landsbury at breakfast about the need to settle on ONE number of Commies. Landsbury replied, "Look at the newpaper headlines. Are they asking WHETHER there are Communists in Washington? No, the're asking HOW MANY Communists are in Washington." It NEVER works to hit a man over the head with what you want him to do, but appeal to his prejudices, and you can get him to do just about anything.

However, other tough questions no politican has yet answered:
1. Why did the "Terrorist Threat Board" on "Fox News" not even hiccup during the "Fort Dix Six" plot and the JFK Fuel Line conspiracies? Either the Board is just window dressing, or those were nto really terrorist attacks, but ya can't have itboth ways.
2. Why are there expiration dates on sour cream containers?
3. Is it because we're "Fighting Them There, So We Don't Have to Fight Them Here", the reason the US border still isn't secured more than 6 years after this country was attacked?
4. Why is there no peanut butter flavored jelly?
5. If there are so many positive, wonderful things we're doing over there in Iraq, why again is "Fox News" not reporting it, not only ad infinitum, but ad nauseam?

2007-12-25 16:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Have you ever been caught in a compromising relationship with a congressional page?

2007-12-25 15:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by MetalBlade 6 · 0 0

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