Haha, make sure you wear something sexy then, lol.
2007-12-25 08:24:32
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answered by Anonymous
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I have become an agnostic, so I don't know much for sure but in Catchism Sister said there would be chocolate cake that you didn't even have to bother to bite it was just there !
So since your teeth will not be with you that is doubly good---NO cavities ! NO NEED TO BRUSH ! If you don have to bite it I bet that means no chewing and therefore if that is so you likeley won't swallow it either so NO WEIGHT GAIN !
She never said anything about sex though ?
So when I get there I'm going took around REAL hard to see if there is a Moslem section and if so, try to impersonate one of their Martyrs to get in on the 75 virgins coupon !
I wonder where did they get the 75 virgins ? most women I know of don't hold back that long, and if they were virtuous enough to get into Heaven how did they end up in the Moslem section ? What ever happened to their free will ? Maybe the virgins are not Moslem ? Are they still virgins after the Martyrs have had their way with them ? Maybe it works the other way----they are virgins but the Martyrs lose their Martyrdom after lusting with the virgins ? After 75 trysts a guy would be less of a man if you know what I mean(drained) so he would have to recuperate for a while and maybe even eat chocolate cake !
2007-12-25 07:40:18
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answered by klby 6
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In Heaven, we do not have bodies like these that require clothes like these. Our sole occupation there will be serving and praising God. Sounds wonderful to me!
If you want the best description of Heaven we humans have been given, go to the Bible and look in the last book, Revelation. In Chapter 2 or 3 or 4, Heaven is described and is absolutely beautiful.
2007-12-25 07:04:33
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answered by thejanith 7
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No bodies in Heaven, Heaven is in our mind. Nice comforting thought while we're still living, tho.
If there is such a "place" though, you may exist in an entirely non-elemental form, with none of the five earthly senses like we possess now.
But, it's really beyond our capabilities to really imagine what it would feel like to be in Heaven, since we may not be able to think, touch, see, or feel anything like we can now.
Why do we bother putting clothes on bodies inside the caskets? We don't really need them, because clothes are meant to keep us warm or cover our reproductive organs while still alive. We put clothes on our dear departed out of respect..it's primarily symbolic. It's comforting to know that Grandfather is still in his Sunday Best, and still wearing that same wedding ring on his preserved finger.
It's all for us, and so is Heaven.
2007-12-25 08:30:18
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answered by Kentucky Dave 6
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LOL...God only knows...but I would have to guess that since everyone's idea of heaven is different it would have to vary for each person to some to degree. If heaven does exist I would think they'd have some way of giving you new clothes though :)
2007-12-25 07:04:42
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answered by airborneapb1 2
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Well did you hear of sending mail from heaven? I have. Once you are in heaven you change it does it automatic. You change into white clothing. Love, Dasja R
2007-12-25 07:04:28
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answered by dasjarodriguez 1
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no i think its the soul that matters in heaven
so if ur 'soul' is creative enough you get to wear plenty of different clothes, and even experiment wit hnew hair colours lol
although i think if this whole heaven-and-hell-exist-and-soul-is-immortal theory is true, then by the time you reach heaven, your soul will be rinsed of all worldly and materialistic thoughts.......which basically mean you wont give a damn about your clothes!!!
2007-12-25 07:05:48
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answered by Charvi 4
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I asked a guy who went to heaven once, and he says no one wears clothes there, just optional thongs, like if you're playing volleyball or something.
2007-12-25 07:03:24
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answered by Anonymous
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All I know is this, once in Heaven, all our needs will be taken care of, including clothes.
2007-12-26 01:48:07
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answered by Anonymous
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no I hope not because I don't know what cloth I will be wearing when I die and beside how about people who got cremated. they won't have cloth but here what I think. we will have a new and starting a better life. we will have wings and wear white cloths and There, I will be look for you. lol.
2007-12-25 14:46:04
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answered by ? 7
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damn, there's a movie that i can't remember the name to and i really want to refer to it. ugh, i hate that. i can picture the leading actress and actor. i can't remember their names. this is annoying. but, it was about life after death and they were all dressed in these white robes. if there is such a thing as "heaven", i don't think clothes will be an issue. it was a good movie too. dammit. ugh.
2007-12-25 13:16:15
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answered by ♥ Plain Nikki 6
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