Awkward Moments on in a Plane?

Question

I have been on a plane 40-50 times so it's nothin' new to me, and I'm going to Switzerland tomorrow, oh, joy another 6 hour flight. I have had some embarrassing moments. I have had a been stating at a hot air hostess's rump and have her turn around and catch me *She had a great rump, amazing legs. Amazing everything definition of Pulchritudinous, and she was french, what more eye candy could a guy ask for?*I was only 13 at the time, but I'm only 15 now, so I doubt much has changed. lol. and still haven't learnt the art of women watching yet. lol

I have also been in a ile seat and there was a hot girl (22ish) (I know, seem to be surrounded by hot women on these flights.Iol. She was in the window seat and she went to get out to the ile and the plane jerked and she fell on my lap (that amazing rump and all) which was quickly flowed my a erection.I was so embarrassed I nearly cried. lol.
What was your embarrassing moment,train, plane, bus, car, etc. moment, anything on a vehicle?

I have a Girlfriend, but, I dunno I look at girls, and if a hot girl falls on your lap and she has a nice behind...I can't control it just happens

Answer 1

I once dropped my suitcase while attempting to put it in the overhead bin.
On another passenger.
Who ended up being the person with the seat next to mine.

Yeah. Nice, right? I felt HORRIBLE, beyond words!
The (small, not even that heavy) suitcase hit her square on the eyebrow, right on the browbone, and instantly started to swell up.
The flight attendant got some ice.
I sat in my seat - next to her! - and we both had tears streaming down our faces. Her, because she was in pain, me because I felt horrible for having caused her pain, AND because other passengers were ostracizing me for what happened!
(It was an accident, I certainly didn't do that on purpose! It could have happened to anyone, oh what a nitemare!)

Imagine my relief when another passenger came to me and said "Would you mind switching seats with me? My boyfriend's right there across the aisle from you and I'd like to sit closer to him"
This lady has no idea what a lifesaver she was for me that
day.

To this day, I always stow things under my seat, rather than in the overhead. Live and learn!

Answer 2

When I was young I used to get motion sickness everytime I was on an airplane. (Unless I sat in first class). I can't remember where I was going but the aircraft was a wide body. The plane had just landed and I was feeling really sick. As we were taxiing to the gate I just got up and ran to the bathroom. I couldn't hold it in and I threw up all over the isle way. The flight attendants had to clean it up and put paper towels everywhere. It was so embarrassing.

Answer 3

I used to get motion sick on every car ride. I could barley make it 20 miles without puking. Also I almost puked on my best friend on a carnival ride. I never had an awkward moment on a plane considering that I have never been on a plane.

Answer 4

Assume your name is Randy Andy you naughty little boy.Travel American and you will see the profile of your mother in that snart uniform.I wouldnt have thought their is room in an aircraft seat to get hard.

Answer 5

Sounds to me that you are just like most other teen guys who have racing hormones , and don't even need the sight or touch of the opposite sex to have the tent in trouser issue
You really have to learn that no matter how enjoyable to you staring at sexy ladies is , it makes them very uncomfortable and will not help your quest in future to find one who will actually go out with you !!

Answer 6

i cant think of one for me but a mate of mine was on the bus going to work and had a touch of diorea he had to stay on the bus all the way back to the depot as it was the nearest stop to his house
he spent the journey sniffing and looking around trying to find someone to blame for the terrible small
when he told us at work we were all helpless laughing