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should I shoot him or invite him in for martinis? I promiss I won't look him in the eyes... I think it's a grizzly, although I've never seen one in Detroit before...

2007-12-25 06:21:29 · 22 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

uh, shizzy, thats me dear, I tend to let myself go a lil in the winter time- should I shave?

2007-12-25 06:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 3 0

Ah HA! you almost got me. Everyone knows that wild bears hibernate during winter. Any other time of the year you can invite them in for a martini. Nevertheless, I'll take a gin martini, stirred, very cold and very dry.

2007-12-25 06:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by remove me 5 · 1 0

Invite him for a martini. I'm sure he has some interesting nature stories to share.

2007-12-25 06:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, Flick say's he saw some grizzly bears up near Polaski's candy store. So there might be one in Detroit.

2007-12-25 09:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Brick 4 · 3 0

That's not a bear, its me with a bottle of Martinis. get the glasses out.

2007-12-25 06:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by Lewis 5 · 1 0

Grizzly bears are to smart to be woundering around Detroit!!
I think you "shizz"..are defently "hollusinating"...or had more "martinis" then you can handle!

2007-12-25 06:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

C'mon it's Christmas...Give the bear a martini!!!

2007-12-25 06:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

Have him in! You know he's just gonna keep circling until you hand out s'mores or martinis. Could be Drunky...he wears a bear suit from time to time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_In_The_Morning

2007-12-25 13:43:24 · answer #8 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2 0

If he becomes overly aggressive over the martinis. Go to Manswers and they will tell you how to pulverize him with your bare hands. lol

2007-12-25 06:31:23 · answer #9 · answered by Candice 7 · 1 0

make sure he brings his own bottle i made that mistake before and those grizzlies can really put away some liquor

2007-12-25 06:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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