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i am utterly obsessed with vampires! People tell me they arent real bt the stories have to come from somewhere! Help!

2007-12-25 05:44:35 · 16 answers · asked by KAeKAe 2 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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You've been watching too many Buffy reruns, honey. There are no vampires of the kind you're thinking of, thank goodness. Don't get me wrong, I get a kick out of vampire movies and have actually written some vampire fiction, but there's fantasy and then there's reality.

There *are* sick people who get off on pretending to be vampires, dressing like them, sleeping in coffins, and playing with each other's blood. You need to avoid them like the plague - they're dangerous and should be put away.

But real "Angel" type vampires? Nope, sorry. The stories come from folklore and Hollywood. Don't obsess about things, dear. It's not healthy.

2007-12-25 19:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 0 0

Where can you find one? In the pages of popular fiction (Stephanie Meyers, Ann Rice). "Real" vampire origins are thousands of years old and started with demons and zombie-like creatures that ate newborn babies and other unsuspecting people. Hardly anything to be obsessed about.

2007-12-25 17:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by peachyone 6 · 0 0

You won't find any unless you cook up some bloody, bleeding, rare, tender, juicy, fresh steaks well done so that they could sink their teeth and wisdom teeth into the fully cooked meat, queching their anemia.
If you don't have any bloody, bleeding, rare,tender, juicy, fresh streaks, especially when you come across the vampires, then you'll need some bloody, bleeding, rare, stakes to umm, get rid of their bloody, bleeding, vain wein cravings for good!

2007-12-25 21:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are so obsessed with vampires and want to see one very badly, just look in the mirror.

2007-12-25 18:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They aren't, but they think they are. Check around the local night clubs and see if any of them have a Gothic Industrial night -- you'll find lots of wannabe vampires there.

2007-12-25 14:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Vapires are nothing special.we people drink out the heart of people just by wrong usage of our tongue, not thinking before speaking. Now you wont get difficulties is seeing vampires

2007-12-25 15:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by thesimplez 4 · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
You've just made my day! GLAD to see someone has an imagination. But Nooooooo, of course they don't, and even if so, who says you will find the answer on Yahoo?!

2007-12-25 17:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Transylvania, Romania,in the province of Wallachia. Thats where Lord Dracul lives.

2007-12-25 13:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by kaotic_rebel 2 · 0 2

Psychic vampires are real. People who are nocturnal and crave blood are real. Pale people turning into bats... not so real.

2007-12-25 15:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rhapsody616 6 · 0 1

vampire bats are real but actual vampires are not. IMO

2007-12-25 13:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0 0

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