2007-12-25 03:22:47 · 17 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He did but he put it inside you.
2007-12-25 05:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Puppet, I know from a very solid source that Santa DID have presents for you. He would never forget a sweet, little sock puppet like you. Santa was running late last night after getting stuck in a couple of chimneys and waiting for the fire department to free him. So, he mailed your presents. Apparently, puppet, your postal carrier has x-ray vision and your gifts from Santa are exactly what the carrier wanted so he stole them for himself.
You really weren't forgotten and Santa KNOWS you've been a good puppet all year. If I were you, I would have a chat with your postal carrier.
Merry Christmas anyway!
2007-12-25 03:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by k9mom ♥s my Nora dog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa develop into very constructive to me! a canon recorder, 2 Dallas Cowboy blankets, 3 Dallas Jerseys, 1000.00 present certificates from my brothers, and many things from my neices and nephews!...i develop into good!...
2016-11-24 23:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by mrotek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You weren't Naughty enough
2007-12-25 03:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must have not been good this year. Try to be good for '08.
2007-12-25 03:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by oozahnawahtzyl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
--maybe it's because you
smell like an old gym bag. get
some TIDE already.
2007-12-25 03:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That lump of coal you got is your present.
2007-12-25 05:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kempfy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have an unlisted address.
2007-12-25 04:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you were naughty, but nice,
2007-12-25 03:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by higgs2boson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you didnt hang yourself up
2007-12-25 03:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by toby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋