if u had a millon dollars what would u do?

Question

MARRY X-MAS

Answer 1

change my name, take the
phone off the hook. and run
like the devil.

Answer 2

If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
“Like open the fridge and stuff, and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
“Well can you blame them?”
“Yeah.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a fur a coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!

Answer 3

Since I am already retired and I have already seen a good part of the world therefore I have no special desire to run off and play, I suppose I would simply invest the remainder after taxes and just make my retirement more pleasant. I would guess it would only increase my income about $30,000 for the next 20 years and I should be very close to death by then. Maybe some young lady will be attracted to what I have left and I can go out in style. lol

Answer 4

Merry Christmas.

After taxes?
Pay off bills.
Fix up the house.
Give a bunch to the kids.
Put some in an account for grandkids college education.
Plan on retirement in 2 years.

Answer 5

Well, 1 million dollars aint gonna last forever even If i ate a $2.50 chicken rice everyday.

So 500,000 goes into investment,

100,000 to employ the best investers help.

400,000 Goes to lasting me till i get profits from the investments

Answer 6

I'd probably buy a few things that would make me happy now, but I would make sure that I am investing at least 50% of that. After all, money does run out.

Answer 7

That's not much money these days... I guess I'd buy some land and a modest house some place that makes me happy and invest the rest.

Answer 8

I'd invest some of it into a big company and buy a new house. or I'd save it in the bank and the interest grow, so i get richer.

Answer 9

I would pay off my debts, buy a new car and give away the rest. Money only brings more problems.

Answer 10

Open a club and make more money and then retire to a south pacific coast and fan myself with money! I heard on t.v.

Answer 11

1) Give my parents enough money so they can retire early
2) Buy: toys for the kids, backpack & school supplies for kids
3) open up homeless shelter, start my scholarship foundation so that low-income kids can have the opportunity to go to college, start my foundation for those who are low on cash can have money to pay for their medical bills
4) Give money to children hospitals