I left cookies and milk out for Santa, but it appears he was a no show. Does this mean he is not real? Or does it mean I have been bad?
2007-12-25 02:12:02 · 8 answers · asked by I.M. Wright 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
sweetie, he goes to MILLIONS of houses on xmas, he couldnt possibly eat ALL the coomkies and drink ALL the milk. dont worry, hes real :)
2007-12-25 02:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is getting older and his sense of direction is not what it used to be. He may be getting forgetful. I guess we'll just have to live with it. No, you have not been bad...don't worry.
2007-12-25 10:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by Nightflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa heard all the media hype about him being too fat and skipped the cookies this year. Please set out soy milk next Christmas.
2007-12-25 10:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the question is what you did with the milk and cookies... you should mail them to me
2007-12-25 10:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa can't eat zillions of cookies.
2007-12-25 10:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea Meow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means santa "fell off the
sleigh" and spent the night at
the local bar--urp.
2007-12-25 10:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I did the same and they were gone. I also got presents by the tree. I think you were bad.
2007-12-25 10:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by Neil 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's too cracked out from my party. He's still here knocked the F out.
2007-12-25 10:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lost24/7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋