Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
2007-12-24 23:16:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Excellent! Don't know that our out of tune singing did it any justice but excellent all the same!!!! Definately worthy of a star xx
2007-12-24 23:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I love Karaoke! On my pc I use VanBasco, for me the best karaoke player for pc. Free Download here http://bitly.com/1rH5S0H
I guess it's the sotware you need.
2014-07-27 10:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2007-12-25 07:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, great play on words.....You would fit into our Karaoke crowd....Many of them change the words to songs, and some are hilarious.....There is a sign near the stage that says..."Singers shouldn't drink, and drinkers shouldn't sing"....Good job, and Merry Christmas......
2007-12-25 09:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Pullet Surprise 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I sang it as I happily shook my head in agreement that I am addicted also. Happy Holidays!
2007-12-25 07:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A clever way to "link" winter wonderland to the Internet.
2007-12-25 09:49:19 · answer #6 · answered by DR W 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I did, although even the cats don't care much for my singing. LOL That was great, thanks!---Luvs
edit: Congrats on the great gift, Denie!
2007-12-25 11:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
MY THEME SONG!!!
I love this. I sang it as you suggested. It's perfect.
Now it's going out to some friends via email.
Thanks so much for sharing it.
2007-12-25 11:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would love to and I just did. Good job.
2007-12-25 08:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Suzie...That's so funny!! I sang it...off tune...but that made it even funnier (to myself).
GUESS WHAT I GOT !!!! A COMPUTER...WITH A FLATSCREEN MONITOR!!!!! WHOOPEEEE!!!! Now I don't have to wait in line. Merry Christmas.!!!
2007-12-25 07:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by Deenie 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋