ive been awake all night but santa has sneaked into my room again, and left a lot of parcels, how does he do it without me hearing a thing?
2007-12-24 17:52:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's the alcohol.
2007-12-24 17:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check the back of your neck with a mirror,you'll no doubt see a small pin prick...he tends to sneak up and inject anyone awake the serum will knock you out for about 10 mins just enough time for him to fill stockings and shove presents under the tree.It doesn't leave you drowsy or any noticable side effects,hence you don't realise its happened.Very Clever,we use it in the British Intelligence Service,and yes we trained him,well when I say him I mean them,there's more than one.Hope that clears up your confusion,but i was never here and never told you this.thanks and Merry Christmas....Mr X
2007-12-24 20:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa wears special magical boots. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 22:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a reason there's no proof of an alien landing at roswell...it's because santa got there first and now uses exotic alien technology to bring joy to children around the world.
2007-12-24 17:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by Grant G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trained my MI5 James Bond and MI6.
2007-12-24 18:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know hun...but looking at the mass of pressies in mine today i'd say the poor old guy.....is either sooooper fit...or uses magic x x
have a good day hun x
2007-12-24 21:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's invisible and moves like a swirl of wind.
2007-12-24 17:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by ®$ingh $harapova© 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
speed of light mate he/s in and out in a flash .bit like me.lol
2007-12-24 21:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy is magical
2007-12-24 18:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shhhh......
Don't let anyone know we told ya....
It's "Elfin magic!" Why do you think he likes cookies so much?
May all your cookies be sweet this Christmas!
Pami :-)
2007-12-24 18:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Ballerina Butterfly Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a sneaky catholic priest the rest of the year. Getting into boys room is easy for him.
2007-12-24 17:56:00 · answer #11 · answered by inja 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋