2007-12-24 17:07:26 · 29 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An enema should do the trick. Hopefully he's pointed the right way, or else it could get awkward..... For the both of you.
2007-12-24 17:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
look on your roof, if there are reindeer, then tie them to a rope, get the fat guy to hold on (this fat guy noramlly goes by the name of santa and wears red) and then get the reindeer to pull him out... on the other case of the fat man isnt santa, then leave him in there, while burning his bum with a red hot poker until the police arrive. then let the police have a turn. this fat man wears black and a balaclava
merry christmas!
2007-12-25 01:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Butter
2007-12-25 01:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by lucy02 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
mayb hes not actually stuck but pretendin
go back to sleep and remember to put the cookies out
he'll come out
2007-12-25 02:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Charvi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start a fire, by gosh. Or threaten him with the holiday credit card bill. Either one should do the trick.
2007-12-25 01:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by fearslady 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Show him your restraining order and then wait for the real santa to help
2007-12-25 01:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found out that a Tommy-gun comes in real handy for that!!
2007-12-25 01:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by AnnaMaria 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Ganna need a hammer, five cans of slim fast, 20 pounds of creamy peanut butter, and a pray.....
2007-12-25 01:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
NOOO! let him stay there. He can't eat if he's stuck there. He'll thank you for free Jenny Craig
2007-12-25 01:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by hilomiyo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't try pushing him out with your hand your hand will get stuck in his *** and his *** will suck you in so I prefer to call a Professional to remove him this is a serious matter and I do not recommend trying to push him out your self .
2007-12-25 01:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by Blank 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋