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it can be funny story, a christmas miracal story, or whatever else. Marry Christmas to all and hopfully no one is getting coal in their stocking.

2007-12-24 16:40:52 · 7 answers · asked by ▫□ █ ▄ ▀Square▀ ▄ █ □▫ 6 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

my best story goes back to last year (i am only 13 so i don't have many stories.) I had dived into my bed on christmas eve but my laptop was on it so i ended up jamming my head against the corner which put a big o' hole in my head. i still remember the pain, owwwwww :(. anyway, i went to the emergency room, got treated, and returned home at 1 pm, which sucked. for the next 2 months people made fun of me for being so stupid which sucked, the end. sorry, but thats all i got.

2007-12-24 17:11:55 · update #1

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I was in high school and was at the mall on the 24th trying to get my Christmas shopping done. Going down the escalator I looked behind me and it was our Priest, Father Tom. We said "Hi" and I happened to see that his fly was open. I said in a quiet voice, "Father, your fly is unzipped." He said thank you. We were on the down escalator heading to the end and when I stepped off I got jerked back and the next thing you know I am on my back on top of Father Tom! Every time I tried to scramble up I would just be back down with my head about level with his fly. Finally after we drew a huge holiday crowd, he said you'll have to be patient, I've zipped your coat hood up into my fly and it's stuck!

An employee got some scissors and cut my coat out of Father's fly. I was mortified! I can imagine how all of that looked to passers by.

The Parish gave me a check to buy a new coat since my coat had a huge chunk out of it. I suppose I should be glad that we weren't hurt when we took that huge tumble off the escalator.

I have always hoped that God had a sense of humor! Merry Christmas!

2007-12-24 16:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

The night before Christmas

2007-12-24 16:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

We went up to a friend's cabin to spend the holidays, but they got off to a late start and the road was closed due to too heavy snow, so it was me and my wife up there by ourselves.

We got a phone call, saying that they wouldn't be up until next morning at the earliest, but they would keep up apprised of the weather situation.

the snow was coming down rather thick, so i started a fire, bringing in enough logs so we wouldn't have to go out and out and out, but even with my protection, it got terrible cold.

I told the wife i was going to take a quick shower to defrost. As i came back in, she was stretchoed out in front of the fireplace, very naked, lounging on a sheepskin rug that was placed there.

If Santa wants to bring me anything, bring me that evening back

2007-12-24 16:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 0

My parents arranged for me 2 see Santa well i saw his boot go up the chimney when i heard noise downstairs! That was my most magical Xmas ever!

2007-12-24 16:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklyn Baller 2 · 1 0

I like the Little Drummer Boy song.

2007-12-24 16:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by cattbarf 7 · 0 1

The Christmas itself :)

2007-12-24 16:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by yumfa 3 · 0 1

havn`t got one to tell you

2007-12-24 16:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by pamela d 6 · 0 1

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