2007-12-24 13:53:30 · 16 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
coveralls, have you tried to get paint out of hamster hair? not an easy task.
plus carharts on goldfish is so in.
2007-12-24 15:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by Porkchop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's this hamster, George, and goldfish, Fred, walk into a bar. On the third day they have each managed to take a seat.
"What'll it be?" asked the barkeep.
"Cheese sandwich," answered the hamster, "and my fish will have water."
After the bartender complied, he said, "Pay when served. That'll be $3. Water - no charge."
The goldfish turned red with anger and blurted, "I pay my own way, Sailor! No charity! What's the tab?"
Taken aback, the bartender whispered,"Take it easy, fish! The cheese sandwich and water are on the house! We don't get your kind in here much! Where in hell do you two carry money, anyway?"
"No money, Sailor. We rent out as pets." replied the goldfish, calmly. "A dollar a day for the pair."
"That right, hamster?" Asked the bartender.
"Oh, sure," nodded the hamster. "I've been having to carry him around the city in my mouth to keep him wet 'til we got a gig. You gotta fishbowl?"
"No. You'll both have free rein with my cat, Matilda."
"Hmmm," murmurred the hamster, handing the bartender a five. "Thanks, anyway. I think we'll .............(Finish the joke.)
2007-12-24 22:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by te144 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends: Are George and Fred on the sophisticated side; or do they lean more toward the ghetto temperament.........lol
Clothes DO make the man...!!!
2007-12-24 22:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George should wear a Santa suit....
Fred should wear a water bowl on his head....
2007-12-24 21:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tux for the hamster and 'sea' fins for the goldfish!
2007-12-24 22:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reflective armbands. Well Fred should wear, ... what the heck am I answering this for? I guess I am as bored and silly as you.
2007-12-24 22:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really big paint brushes! I hope they have the time of their lives!
2007-12-24 22:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by ndn_ronhoward 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red coveralls, so the paint won't show too much when they spill it.
2007-12-24 22:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by Spartacus! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought changing the students into animals was forbidden...
2007-12-24 22:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vinyl....it cleans up easy. And gloves, so they won't be caught red handed.
2007-12-24 21:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋