2007-12-24 13:40:25 · 13 answers · asked by ~Katie~ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Santa is magical! If you do not believe that, you have never seen the look in a child's eyes when he is given something that he never thought he would get, or when he sits on Santa's lap and realizes that Santa does know all about him (thanks to some hints from Mom and Dad).
When you start to try to analyze something that is based on non quantifiable factors (such as faith, innocence, and love) you will never understand!
I am almost 50 years old, and I believe in the magic of Santa!!
2007-12-24 13:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by fire4511 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He moves into another time dimension so that 1 second of our time lasts 200 years for him. He takes 23 hours, 14 minutes and 37.21 seconds to get all the way around the world. His breaks are 3 X 5 minute tea breaks, 2 X 30minute meal breaks and 2 X 4 hour power naps. Thus, allowing for his break times it actually takes him the equivalent of 9907442 'Santa years' to get around the world.
After this he is thoroughly exhausted. He has a 2 week vacation (or 241920000 Santa years) because he REALLY needs the rest before starting on making the gifts for next year ( and my calculator is too small to be able to work out how many Santa years it takes to make them)
2007-12-24 13:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by happylady216 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Timezones.
2015-12-23 19:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fast Magic Raindeers?
2007-12-24 13:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pinkie 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Santa doesnt exist...sorry kid
2007-12-24 13:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by manda1210 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He borrows Dumbledore's time turner.
2007-12-24 13:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Santa is not real.
2007-12-24 13:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dancerxo8 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋
The same way Jesus parted the sea.
2007-12-24 13:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
all of you guys are clueless
Santa drinks Red Bull...
2007-12-24 14:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i like what bete noire said lol oh and i have just one word for her lol... lol i like that answer......sry im exasted and when im really tired i get really loopy like im drunk but im not...at least i dont think i am..............hm.............. lol Marry Christmas all! GodBless!
2007-12-24 17:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lily 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋