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The boss at my law firm has a little spoiled brat that gets whatever he wants and the annual Christmas party is tomorrow and I need something original to get him. If he doesn't like the gift then he will literally throw it away, last year one of the Jr. partners got him some kind of 10,000 dollar trip around the world and he literally threw it away, I have about a 10 grand budget and I was thinking of getting him a IPhone cased in gold. Last year the person that got him a speedboat (his favorite gift of the year) and he was promoted to Senior partner. The year before that someone got him some trip to Verizon to make him a completely customized phone and he was promoted to Junior partner. Look, I am an excellent attorney and I believe that I deserve a promotion and this is my best chance. What should I get that little spoiled brat for Christmas? This kid is so mean, last year I put a 4 thousand dollar donation in his name and he said "thats ****in' useless!"

2007-12-24 13:13:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

Nobody buys the boss anything over 300 dollars because that is sucking up to him. And pretty much if his kid is happy, the boss is happy. Please I am a good litigator and I deserve this promotion. Plus word is one of the Senior partners is having heart problems and might be out soon. any abstract ideas for the last minute within 10 grand?

2007-12-24 13:16:23 · update #1

10 answers

According to your profile, you work for the "D'leo and Turax" law firm. This is from the Grand Theft Auto video game.

Don't you have anything better to do than come here and tell lies? How sad.

2007-12-24 13:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Sordenhiemer 7 · 0 0

Mr. Smith --- for the boss' spoiled son: Why not a book on manners from Ms Manners or a book on behavior from Dr. Phil? For yourself, why not a book by Bishop Sheen on a topic of Truth Telling?

2007-12-24 21:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by KarenL 6 · 0 0

If I had 10,000 dollars I wouldn't spend it on gifts for someone who wasn't in my own family or sleeping with me, let alone someone I didn't like. If a promotion is that important, just give him the cash.

2007-12-24 22:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mc Donald's gift certificates

2007-12-24 21:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by ONLY ME 3 · 0 0

How about a nice beating from the local loan shark's collection man? And a Motorcycle so he can finish himself off....

2007-12-24 21:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jaxxonz 4 · 0 0

A really nice holiday card.

2007-12-25 10:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by sirbobby98121 7 · 0 0

I don't know the world where you live but on my planet we don't buy the bosses kids presents...........

2007-12-24 21:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by don_vvvvito 6 · 0 0

How old is this kid?

2007-12-24 21:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Queen of Smarts 2 · 0 0

a roll of toilet paper...or two

2007-12-24 21:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BUNDLES OF SWITCHES.

2007-12-24 21:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by SPARKY 5 · 1 0

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