2007-12-24 12:07:59 · 13 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On a scale of one to ten, I would rate every answer here as a 9 or 10!! I've never had this problem picking best, because they all are!
2007-12-26 12:32:49 · update #1
he was authorized by homeland security to use the patriot act to find out how naughty you've been.
2007-12-24 15:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little known fact about Santa is that he is, in fact, a Buddhist Monk. Moonlighting, of course.
2007-12-24 12:17:46 · answer #2 · answered by david o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa quit the whole "Christmas" gig for a brief time in the 70's to pursue a lifelong goal of a career in porn
2007-12-24 12:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa needs to go on a diet and shave off that beard cause Mrs. Claus is complaining of a painful scratch on her crotch!
Would you plz check this out?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApUR9L4hahyQaB9AyMKe8Ojty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071225131231AAEQ1e9
2007-12-25 08:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♀♥♂ LOVE IS A FUNNY THING ♂♥♀ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evan as I write this he is racing from northe to south and is now in Diamantino in Brazil
Are you people tracking him too
2007-12-24 12:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He goes commando on Christmas Eve.
2007-12-24 12:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He hates them blasted cookies. He is also lactose intolerant.
Which is why they are little known facts.
You could call them factoids.
2007-12-24 14:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mdme. Mango Keeps it Real 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa still likes to do it.
2007-12-24 12:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by T Leeves 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
[Whispers.] He kidnapped the Easter Bunny, but SHH, don't tell anyone!
2007-12-24 12:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He still screws his old wife.
2007-12-24 12:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by remove me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋