I could do without my wife for a few weeks...
2007-12-24 11:45:27 · 16 answers · asked by photoguy1967 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
boy, such a sensitive bunch...So i send my wife on a 3 week vacation and Jessica babysits our kids...what's the problem with that?
2007-12-24 12:03:41 · update #1
I feel sorry for your wife. I mean just by saying that your being rude and maybe stupid. but if you really want to know what you have to give up, i'll tell you:
*your wife (she deserves better than you jerk!!)
*Your mind (yeah you'll have to be crazy so you can imagine Jessica Simpson under your Xmas tree)
* Your dignity (you think someone like you would ask something like that, but then again you really are stupid.)
2007-12-24 11:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Greetings! What would I give up to have Jessica Simpson under my tree?
Ummmmm.......Nothing.
First of all, I love my wife. Second, I like the humble lifestyle I have. My espousing to the world happens here in Q&A. I don't need to be on the cover of a scandal rag mag.
I also don't play competitive games of sexual one upsmanship. I'm either the one for you, or not, period.
For now, and probably the next, say, thirty or forty more years, that would be my wife.
Hope this helps. Happy Holidays!
2007-12-24 20:00:16 · answer #2 · answered by TeacherGrant 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow, ur grimy and pretty dirty, its christmas and ur thinking of ur wife like that?!! hope ur jsut kidding.....
but i wouldn't mind chris brown, bow wow, or soulja boy to just magically appear. but hey, I'M single, so im not hurting anyone.
and wats wrong with beyonce, u prefer jessica simpson over her?
2007-12-24 19:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A can of chicken of the sea? Is that chicken or tuna? Whatever Jessica likes it!
2007-12-24 19:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by JenMommyMom 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nothing.....The same thing I would give up for you.
Sorry for the sarcasm but I can't stand for a man to belittle his wife whom he has vowed to love until death......
2007-12-24 19:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Pancakke 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm nothing
I feel bad for your wife though, she deserves better.
2007-12-24 19:47:26 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie On My Mind 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't give up anything, that is very sad that you would give up your wife!!! I feel really bad for her!!!
2007-12-24 19:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Moon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing.
2007-12-24 19:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by supertop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing...and your the reason why i pray for a good husband every night lol
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2007-12-24 19:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. I've always found her to be quite annoying.
2007-12-24 19:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by Winter Loving Guy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋