bathroom confessions?

Question

whats some bathroom confusions that you've read?
interesting things you've read on ball room walls
stallwisdom..
ect

Answer 1

I haven't seen ALL of these, but I have seen many of them.

"won't you touch me where i'm rusty-
let me stain your hands"
Women's Room, Duke Coffeehouse, Durham, NC



"If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Spanish name?"
Mens' Room, Berkeley Cafe, Raleigh, NC



"I am ugly hair-wax woman
luscious, bitter, smelly--
Under your feet
Over your aching drive
Scream, I say."
Women's Room, Green Room, Durham, NC



"There is nothing so pure as the kindness of an atheist."
Women's Room, Duke Coffeehouse, Durham, NC



"Time is your enemy."
response: "Thyme, however, is surely impartial."
Women's Room, Duke Coffeehouse, Durham, NC



"Make love, not war."
response: "Hell, do both: get married!"
Men's Room, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana



"It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere."
actually, written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.



"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
Women's Room, Revolution Books. New York, New York.



"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
Men's Room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL



"No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.



"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
Women's Room, Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.



"G-d is dead. -Nietzsche"
response: "Nietzsche is dead. -G-d"
Men's Room, Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C


"Did not Moses give you the Law?"
Men's Room, Brickskellar, Washington, DC



"Bad spellers untie!!!"
Lenoir Hall, UNC Chapel Hill



"some come here to sit and think
some come here to **** and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls"
Men's room in Nijmegen, The Netherlands



"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
Men's Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)



"celebrate female armpit hair pride week"
brew&spew, asheville, nc



"take part in a nonplural parade"
response: "how chic and post-modern that would be!"
malaprops books, asheville, nc



"They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the poop-house poet strikes again!"
a girl's high school bathroom in kentucky



"Here I sit all broken hearted,
Came to poop, but only farted."
Men's 2nd floor Ryors Hall bathroom: Ohio University-Athens, Ohio



"Have a match
Light a match
Need a match
Take a match"
-- matches are taped up
3rd floor Dougan House: Ohio University-Athens, Ohio



"What moron writes on the bathroom walls?"
A bathroom at St. Augustine Academy (an all girl school) in Lakewood, Ohio



"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat"
Marlboro, MA Exxon station



"We aim to please
Won't you please aim"
Marlboro, MA Exxon station



"Hell's bells
This place smells"
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO



"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't."
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO


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Answer 2

"haha I can see your vagina"

Answer 3

"I never loved him."