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Throw some penicillin at him


(he is going to need it)

2007-12-24 09:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by pandasex 7 · 1 0

Throw up because santa is like 5000 years old
And laugh and try to hurt santa(if he didnt get me a good gift) :0

2007-12-24 09:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd hoot, holler, and whistle.

Then I'd go to sleep and have nightmares that scar me for the rest of my life.

Then if I ever meet him again, I'd blackmail him to give me all his presents, or I'm gonna tell Mrs. Claus about his infidelity!

2007-12-24 09:05:57 · answer #3 · answered by DSC 5 · 1 0

Take photos, then blackmail him

So I get really good presents all the time...even if I'm bad :P

2007-12-24 09:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by dc 4 · 0 0

Hm...Probably drop glass, because that would be the only reason I would be downstairs on Christmas--

2007-12-24 09:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by Springsteen 5 · 1 0

You mean Claus? Call his Mrs! Momma ain't s'pose to be no ho-ho-ho!.

2007-12-24 09:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine 5 · 1 0

Burn the house down

2007-12-24 09:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Step away and wonder was my dad really that wasted?

2007-12-24 09:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

be happy my mom is nice and my new daddy would be sants rock on

2007-12-25 01:48:41 · answer #9 · answered by irish_matt 7 · 0 0

Think, and hope, it was all just a dream...more like a nightmare...

2007-12-24 09:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 1 0

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