I walking into my front room and I saw this guy so I just smacked him straight away on the head with the saucepan. But then before I was about to call the police I realised that it was Santa, then I checked his pulse, and em, he had none. Now I'm just on my computer and there's a dead fat man in a red suit in the other room and I really don't know what to do now. What should I do?
2007-12-24 08:54:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Don't worry, he is only playing dead. I had the same problem last year. I got scared and ran to tell my parents about the mishap only to discover he had already started up the sleighs engine. Needless to say I wasn't amused. Sneaky bugger.
2007-12-24 09:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You gotta put on the suit. You're the new Santa. Congrats to you!!
BTW......I'd like a puppy this year.
2007-12-24 17:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Deliver all the gifts instead
btw..i need an electric guitar
2007-12-24 17:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Hanoony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful he's dead and start celebrating the true meaning of this season, Jesus' birth.
2007-12-24 17:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Bryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change clothes with him and finish his route. Time enough for explainations when you're through! Good luck!
2007-12-24 17:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself IN to the Cops.. And face your Judgement..
2007-12-24 16:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by clinchpanther 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first thing i would do is drag his out my backdoor and bury him in my yard. then put down new sod or make a garden so no one notices the dug up dirt
2007-12-24 17:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Brandie H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you seen the movie? You put on his suit and take his place.
2007-12-24 16:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great timing!
2007-12-24 16:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by Gen•X•er (I love zombies!) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont believe in santa..
but uh you shouldn't be charged for anything anyways
you hit him for self defense right?
then... uh wow this is just weird.
2007-12-24 16:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Elise Kim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋