why, you think?
2007-12-24 06:21:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"A Drunk Man's Words are a Sober Man's Thoughts"
2007-12-24 06:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i always talk to much when iv'e hade to much to drink but it could also be down to the cocaine
its going to be a white xmas for me this year so i guess im going to talk to much again lol
here are
a few joke for you
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup" replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "You friggin' IDIOT!...it's ten past three in the morning!"
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
2007-12-24 14:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because when I drink it makes me think differently from what I do when I'm not drinking so the things that I think about saying and not saying I think about differently so some of them switch groups and I end up saying things I think about saying that I wouldn't think about saying without drinking.
2007-12-24 14:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by The Babe is Armed! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People think you talk the truth when drinking but a lot of rubbish is also spouted
2007-12-24 17:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Q...Interesting?? I'm going to say no your not the real person in drink? Your inhibitions are hardened up somewhat but your not that truthful??
2007-12-24 14:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by ((LOON)) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether of not I have had a drink or not, I am always brutally blunt and to the point.
2007-12-24 14:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems most people talk more openingly when they drink as it lowers your inhabitions and people tend to relax more and end up telling you their life story if you let them.
2007-12-24 14:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by TVL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to quit many moons ago. Had a friend ask once if I had any friends, I said yes, he said keep it up and you wont. I'm a red neck drinker.
2007-12-24 14:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never say anything i mean when i'm drinking and i don't like to be took serious when i'm drinking>>>i just wanna have fun
2007-12-24 14:28:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... well the water actually stops me talking LOL
i say more then i meant to anyway because i have a thing called foot-mouth-thing
and the only way to stop talking is to sip on juice =]
LOL happy talking =]
2007-12-24 14:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell it like it is! I guess because if I have to get in a fight I want to be drunk that way it won't hurt so bad when I get punched!
2007-12-24 14:24:55 · answer #11 · answered by in His image 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋