What's wrong with her?

Question

All I said was, "Bring me another couple of cans from the fridge, when you've finished cleaning my shoes, dear." Perhaps it was calling her "dear", that did it. What d'ya think?

Answer 1

you moron...you didnt't use the word please...lol

Answer 2

Well, "dear" may have been the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back, but I doubt that was all of it. Maybe it was your choice of words put together in one sentence. I bet that if you had made that two sentences, it would have gone better.

Also, line-of-sight often matters; if she was in another room or you were just being lazy, she may have felt over worked or felt like you were taking advantage of her.

Linda C said it right; you should have said please. You could have also put it in the form of a question, so it doesn't seem like a demand. In this case, you loose points because it was not in the form of a question; sorry.

Answer 3

That had to be what you said on the inside. On the outside you, "would you like anything to drink dear"

Answer 4

I mean,she really is a pest. You were waaay to nice to her. Next time tell het to clean your shoes faster,that'll do it. And never tell her "dear". her head will get soooo bent out of shape then....
LoL

Answer 5

She is not a puppet in your hands.......

juss let her fly in the air of freedom ..........

She is your sweetheart does not mean that she will clean your shoes


just grow up dude.......

some other day you will ask to clean you wet laced underwear...............

then you ******* $$$

these are the things which should be done by men only .........

Don't ask such pitty things from your sweetheart........

please "Grow up"

and behave like a men living in a civilized society........

And by the way, she is your other part not your house maid..........ok

take care next time ..........

Answer 6

That must have been it. i know i hate being called dear, try more vulger language next time b!tch and wh0re usually get me going when i'm shaving my husbands back hair. it also doesn't hurt to throw in a belch as you say it...'wheres by dinner b...belch...itch...and i know violence isn't the answer, but smack her around anyway. she'll know she's been bad

Answer 7

Welll..... To be honest you sound kind of lazy and she was busy cleaning your shoes like a nice person and you go and say "Go and get a couple of cans when your finished" You could of got them by yourself. Why couldn't you of got them yourself??? Unless you were doing something like, cleaning then I dunno. But if you were watching T.V or doing nothing that sounds kind of lazy....

Answer 8

Just be prepared to be a bachelor for the next 20 years.

Answer 9

Yep , now dear when your finished on the computer rub my feet!!

Answer 10

Lol yeah right, I bet your Mrs would pour the beer over your head.

Answer 11

Well in my house when the ol man wants something he always refers to me as "Hey ol lady" or "Hey Bit*ch"...try that she may like those endearments a whole lot better...