Hello dears, Doris here. My husband Boris of 28 years near wedded bliss has asked me for a divorce. He tells me I snore too loudly. Not only that-he says I have lost my "hourglass figure." All the sand has run to the bottom he says. I told him all my clothes are made to measure, but he asked yes but who for? I said "well you have faults you know; You listen to too many of the young wives tales rather than the old wives tales." So dear readers, my question is can our marriage be saved? If you could give me some tips I would be most grateful. Thank you. A very happy Christmas to you all. xxx Kisses from Doris
2007-12-24 03:37:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
fling him out but make sure its snowing and all his friends
see just in case they think they can get away with it as well
or do a shirley valentine !
2007-12-25 11:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm no expert but it sounds like you two are mad for all the wrong reasons. I think you should try to work this out to keep your marrige strong!
2007-12-24 11:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you really want a career in comedy, you are going to need to write your own material.
Merry Christmas
2007-12-24 11:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by box of rain 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boris and Doris BORE US!!
2007-12-24 11:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Beef tips are really good....
2007-12-24 11:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋