when they come to visit you this time of year ...?
- Punch them in the face ?
- Pour eggnog in their underwear ?
- Get drunk and ignore them ...?
- Or __________ ?
I am truly at a loss here ...... please HELP me!
xoxoxox
2007-12-24 02:04:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
truthfully i dont even bother with relatives or anyone else like that because i would have to punch them in the face then get drunk........well im going to get drunk any way ...maybe
2007-12-24 06:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You tell me smarty pants. Yu can't punch them, you can pour eggnog in their underwear, but its your mess to clean up and egg nog is expensive.
Use the get drunk option, call them all communists and dance on your table.
2007-12-24 10:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Make a decision to love them from the heart for just this one day. They are ugly I know, but just try very very hard to be nice this one day. Then maybe you won't have to see them again for a long time.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-12-25 05:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink enough to release ALL your inhibitions, then:
Get them to really dislike you by finding out their personal pet peeve and "Become The Pet Peeve."
Or, find out what kind of person they abhor, then "Become That Person."
The important thing to remember is to be more annoying to them than they are to you. And never show your disgust or anger, and smile - smile - smile!
You Can DO IT!!!!
And keep refreshing your drink!
2007-12-24 19:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They sound like Communists...give them a Russian pocket watch to let them know that you're on to them. Also, this will help remind them when it's time to leave.
2007-12-25 13:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just give them a big hug and a kiss and count your blessings they'll be leaving soon. or just pretend you're not home and don't answer the door, hiding behind sofa with your egg nog.
2007-12-24 10:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk and steer clear of em you don't want any drama this time of year!
2007-12-24 10:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Simply ask them that if they really are so uncomfortable, why don't they just leave and let the rest of you enjoy yourselves?
2007-12-24 10:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Red, red wiiiiiine.... goes to my head! Makes me forget that I.... have angry and surly relatives!
2007-12-24 10:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink heavily and ignore them.
2007-12-24 10:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Birdogsego 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋