...I have to binge drink?
How often do my kids have to hang around street corners intidimidating passers by?
I'm worried that my country doesn't have amongst the highest rates of crime, alcohol/drug abuse and teen pregnancy in the developed world like yours does (highest in Europe,btw, in all these things).
2007-12-24 01:26:40 · 29 answers · asked by Handel 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
So why don't you sod off back there T**t!!!!!
2007-12-24 01:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by BunsOfSteel 2 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Go home! If you value your sanity - do it straight away! However, don't believe all you read in the papers, they only sell bad news. The majority of people in this country are kind, wonderful people just trying to get on with their lives and raise families in a decent environment. Happy Christmas and a good New Year.
2007-12-24 17:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by Helen S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I bet you that your country has English and American movies, and songs on the TV, radio, and movie theaters. I bet you can find lots of hamberger and pizza places, and that you're using Windows or Linux on your computer. I bet you love iPods and "English" video games. And why are you even writing in English if you hate it so much?
And maybe you should "upgrade" your Apple or Windows system and software to a Russian or Chinese version (probably pirated).
2007-12-24 11:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by Tom S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In answer to your questions.
1. Gonorrhoea is a good one to start with.
2. As often as possible.
3. Same as above, but obviously more often if they are hard to intimidate.
In response to your worries.
Don't be, no matter how underdeveloped your home country must be, it will catch up eventually. Sooner if you buggered off and told them how to do it.
2007-12-24 09:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Curious Cat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its interesting to note that crime has indeed dropped in Romanian and Poland since all the low lives moved here.
2007-12-24 09:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only 5% of English people behave that way. The vast majority don't. Just make friends with your neighbours and work colleagues. That would be enough.
2007-12-24 09:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Quite a telling social comment, but be assured, the whole of the English population is not like that.
2007-12-24 09:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by john g 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I agree Boris 4 Mayor so long as it's funny and original.
2007-12-24 11:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Watson (UK) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good wind up, Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 11:40:49 · answer #9 · answered by karriemak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need to get beaten up and glassed in the face to truly integrate. i'll be very happy to oblige
2007-12-24 10:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by kati 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a home to dump your parents into once they get old , so you can move into theirs
2007-12-24 09:44:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋