A man is sitting next to a woman on a plane. Turns out she's a drop-dead-gorgeous blonde! When they reached 27,000 ft. the plane leveled out and woman sneezed.
This would have been perfectly normal but for the fact that after she sneezed she shuddered violently. About five minutes later she sneezed and once again shuddered violently. Five minutes later she sneezed and shuddered yet again.
Finally the man had, had all he could take and his curiousity got the better of him.
"Are you O.K." He asked
"Yes," said the woman "I'm fine, why?"
"It's just that three times you've sneezed and three times you've shuddered violently almost immediatly afterwards."
"Oh, I'm sorry," said the woman "It's just that I've got this rare condition, every time I sneeze I orgasm"
"Oh really," said the man and being a keen follower of medical science asked "What are you taking for it."
"Pepper," answered the woman.
2007-12-24 00:57:02 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I would think that you would become very blase about it after awhile.....
I guess it was a "new condition" to her!
2007-12-24 01:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
1) Yes and no and kind of. Depends on the religion. I prefer the Mormon's take here which is: if they never got a chance to know God he wouldn't punish them, instead they would be rewarded with the best of people when entered into heaven because they were forced to pass their tests on earth without any faith in Him. Other religions place these 'savages' in hell or purgatory or old-timey 'limbo.' 2) Good question! The explanation I would use (if I believed in God) would be: that God probably did send them a sign and they developed it into a slightly different incarnation of Him but he still accepts their tribute. For example: God wants them to know that he exists so he has a man come back from the dead with stories of heaven. Well, if contemporary religion is correct these people wouldn't have the basis of knowledge to understand what heaven really "is." So they would probably give everything a different name and meaning. But God would still be happy every time they sacrificed an opossum as long as their intentions were good. Every society has some sort of 'naturally evolved' religion when they are encountered by other cultures. Who's to say that, even though they're sometimes very different, they don't have the same root source.
2016-04-10 23:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx, Suzie, that was a Duzie. We can always count on you to start the day off with a smile.
That would sure take the misery out of having a head cold, HUH?
;+))
2007-12-24 01:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Nice....and I'm told the "experience" is enhanced by being aloft, though I have no personal frame of reference for that. Interesting food for thought, huh? Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 01:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Captain S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Suzie, I'm getting ready to bake a chocolate cake and will add pepper just for the fun of it to see what happens. achoo!!
(of course kidding) So funny. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
2007-12-24 03:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of that either. How can I catch that rare condition? Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-24 07:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naturally. The pursuit of sensual pleasures
I like it HEH HEH
2007-12-24 01:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by seemorebetter 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2007-12-24 01:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Cellar Door. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had another alias - you are going to be upset that I am reading your jokes (and laughing!) ...................
Tis the season to be jolly - and say sorry - forgive me?
Carry on the good work - you at least don't upset folk as I do - I shall watch and learn!
Pax?
Merry Christmas to you and yours
(it must be fun in your house!)
2007-12-24 01:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I really must stop eating and drinking while reading your posts.
Takes ages to clean up the crumbs and coffee from my keyboard.
2007-12-24 01:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
It`s the sort of joke that gets up your nose. Ha Ha.
2007-12-24 01:12:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋