He's loud, annoying and smokes a lot. I think he's in his late 50's--do you think I could get someone to buy him?
2007-12-24 00:21:54 · 15 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He doesnt do much other than complain. I AM not selling him as a set with granny--she stays.
2007-12-24 00:29:25 · update #1
$500 I'll pay for the old man
2007-12-24 00:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He could get "confused" if you give him a little too much egg nog.....say maybe he gets confused and gets dropped off downtown, but he doesn't remember how he got there.
You might not make any money, but how can you put a price on losing an old, annoying man for a few days? Make sure you leave him there with his cigarettes because it would be mean not to and this is christmas!
2007-12-25 13:28:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll swap you even for a dirty old man--me. I also smoke a lot, am in my mid 50's and I'm a groper. But I'm quiet, funny, a good cook and I don't complain. I also pick up after myself and come with my own Social Security check.
Edit: Did I mention that I sing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxsIztdy64E
Then again, I love me had a good answer. After all, this is an area of special expertise for old wives.
2007-12-24 08:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's an old wives tail that if you rub butter on their nose...drive them to a thick forest and leave them there..they can never find their way back again.....
beats any hassle of trying to make a sale...no one wants to buy them at this time of year...if you're adamant on selling him, wait til the Jan sales then get in there!!! :)
2007-12-24 08:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Coco32 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my soon to be ex husband. The only one that I think might buy him would be a bar room. But even some of them have taste and class.
2007-12-24 08:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by patbsilly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
about 2$ a pound
2007-12-24 08:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by sexy joker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him on e-bay see how much you can get,someone might need a lawn ornament or something.I'd buy him but I have one already.
2007-12-24 08:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More Details please does he wash windows, do laundry or cook.
I will give you $40 and a pack of tube socks for the old man.
2007-12-24 08:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by staymay 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
depending on his work skills,not much,just kick him to the curb.it might actually cost you to get rid of him.
2007-12-24 08:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by mr. y 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worthless, he can't even collect Social Security welfare yet.
2007-12-24 08:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by i♥sf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋