I just got someone knocked up over the phone...and her tubes are even tied. This is such a Christmas miracle...is it not?
2007-12-22 18:43:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
not...oh wait your serious....ok well i'll be your first recruit...tell me where to meet...pools1994@hotmail.com...ttly you have mystic powerz...
2007-12-22 18:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being injured over the phone is as easy as you may get this writing hand punch. And I hope it was at the right level of your nose.
I don't know who could make you so spiritless, but hope I could be of some help.
Is Jojo_ (I don't know exactly her name) in tears? I hope not, for her.
Many Christmas Miracles to the rest, but you.
2007-12-23 07:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by :)(: 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! What have you done!
All the time I tell the kids in the parenting section to use condoms. Do they fit the phone?
First you better wait till the kid is old enough to do miracles to make sure you are it's dad!
Praise the Lord!
2007-12-23 01:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tigger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, okay! It seems it would be a great way to become rich...by ripping-off millions of gullible believers, just for acting like a drunken idiot and singing "praise Jesus" songs! Maybe you'll create the next "big thing" in religion that will attract the Hollywood air-heads!
2007-12-22 18:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a medical miracle but not worth getting crazy and trying to start a church.
2007-12-22 18:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd have DNA testing done first. She may have had you on 3 way or put you on hold while taking another call. You can't be too careful with these matters. If it is yours, then Mazel Tov!
2007-12-22 23:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A person once told L. Ron Hubbard.. if you want to get rich.. start a religion..
2007-12-22 18:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'd join the congregation. but the church we left had over 3,00 members total for that 1 church. too much for me. could yu please keep the numbers in the low 1,000's. it's like a family that way
2007-12-23 02:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! praise jaaaayysus......
I suggest as your first pastor: the very rev Ted Haggard!!!
2007-12-22 18:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by col. Kurtz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
over the phone, wow, that's awesome
2007-12-22 18:45:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋