2007-12-22 16:42:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oops wrong needle.
2007-12-22 16:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Do your next of kin have a phone number
2. Have you made a will?
3. I'm sorry
4. We do very good prosthetics
5. That will be 2 million dollars please (US)
6. Would you like to apply for a guide dog now?
7. We havent done this procedure before
8. Learning to lip read isnt so difficult
9. Dont worry, you still have two arms
10. Your voice may be slightly higher in the next few days
(enough - I have to wake up!)
2007-12-22 16:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Puppet Dictator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while I am in surgery I do not want to hear my doctor say ANYTHING or the anesthesia ain't working for heaven's sake!
2007-12-22 16:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought you gave the anesthesia!!
Has anyone seen the gauze?!?
Does anyone remember how to do this?!?
Umm, will someone please hand me Grey's Anatomy ?
Which side was the problem on again???
I really shouldn't have had all of those shots last night!
Oh man, that ecstacy is finally kicking in...!!!
Okay....1-2-3...everybody show me your breasts...
Does anyone know...Is this normal???
I don't know what I'm doing...
Aaaa---chooo....!!! (Sneeze)
I've REALLY got the shakes today...!!! :)
2007-12-22 16:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Informed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is that?
Go get Drs. Smith and Jones to come in here and take a look at this.
2007-12-22 16:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"oops, i can't get the knife out. Can someone help!! We're loosing A LOT OF BLOOD, BANDAGES!!!"
"We did the best we can but she has already lost all her blood, sorry"
"her intestines are falling out, we need more skin!!!, oops. there she goes"
"I think i cut the wrong vein, oh well"
2007-12-23 06:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nurse-"You remembered to turn of the anesthesia before you finished closing the wound right?"
Doctor-"Uh....maybe..."
Patient-"huh?"
2007-12-22 16:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no more that we can do for her. To hear it would make me pass away even sooner. I wish you well. Peace, Love and God Bless.
2007-12-22 16:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by In God We Trust 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh Oh, I'm gonna sneeze!!!!!
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-22 16:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by happybidz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh Oh
2007-12-22 16:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by Stripe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋