Where you have been out on the drink ,had a bad night and woke to find someone next to you so bad you'd rathere chew your own off than wake them?
2007-12-22 16:39:20 · 14 answers · asked by Busy Bee 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I haven't btw.
2007-12-22 16:40:13 · update #1
Good mornin Kev,,what you still doin up? it's late ye kna lol x
2007-12-22 16:43:26 · update #2
on a right bender,one night i met a princess,i awoke to find her naked next to me snoring like a pig,i got up and crept to her bathroom to find that i had chewing gum stuck in my hair and sideburns(they were in fashion then) as i got dressed and ready to sneak off she came up behind me and asked if i wanted a cup of tea,i turned around to see a girl stark naked with bleached blonde hair,her nose was more of a snout,ilooked down as you do,and tring to figure out what was reflecting a light from her thigh,it was a buckle and strap,jesus! it was a false leg!! she turned, and just as i thought things cant get any worse,she had a big "ficking hump"on her back,i made my excuses and ran like a bat out of hell,i was only young and this was a bitof a shock to me,especialy as i told a freind "in confidece" and he thought it was so funny that he told everyone,and i was on the recieving end of everyones idea of one-legged-hunchback jokes for years.
2007-12-22 17:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have to report that my coyote, Nigel, takes considerable offence in this question. He sees it as a form of 'Coyote-ism' in the extreme and feels deeply upset.
He has a wife and a family to support which, in the present climactic changing conditions, is difficult enough. So, to have this and other offensive remarks thrown about, particularly when they are not necessary nor even true, makes life for him and the kids - who take such remarks really personally, even more difficult.
One more such remark, he says, and he'll be out foraging further afield - and possibly in a neighbourhood near you!
Sash.
2007-12-22 16:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by sashtou 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I did, I was heart broken when I rolled over and seen the severed arm.
2007-12-22 16:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bud#21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a date with a Hunch back once, i even dug the hole but she never turned up.
2007-12-22 17:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How come in the movie "Coyote Ugly" all the girls were really hot?
2007-12-22 19:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by jb 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beer goggles and pity aint a good mix
2007-12-22 18:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL that's horrible...never sex, but I've definitely made out with ugly..he was a great kisser, it's probably because he had no teeth!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH ...
LOL strudle...I was pretty certain at the time, but does one really ever know?
2007-12-22 16:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm usually still pissed so it don't really matter.
If i'm in the unfortunate posistion of knowing what i'm doing, then its a hit and run.
Snizz, are you sure it was his mouth you were kissin?
2007-12-22 16:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It happened to me back in 1983. It haunts me to this day. I don't drink anymore.
2007-12-22 16:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by Michael R 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Me, I have it on DVD. Good film that is. :-)
2007-12-22 21:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Rodriguez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋