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I might have some leftover eggnog, if that helps....

2007-12-22 16:12:02 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yippee!

*hugs Dalek*

*writes thankyou card to Santa*

*amends New Year's Resolution from "keep cleaner house" to "conquer universe"*

*giggles maniacally*

2007-12-22 21:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1 0

Well the leftover eggnog will taste great with breakfast. And that is if you started the coffee.....gotta have that first thing, then I would deal with you second, and breakfast 3 rd. You are hungry aren't you???

2007-12-22 16:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Toffy 6 · 2 0

My family only does the presents part every other year. Russian tradition in my family, just to show the true meaning of Christmas.

2016-05-26 00:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

im guessing by your name that you are a guy. i think that i would nair you then hmmmm.stick a tampon in your mouth with the string hanging out. the move the picknick up to the road in the sun so you wont get cold. then duct tape a trash can lid to your waist and duct tape you to the picknick table so everyone in town will see what i saw under the tree. oh by the way you drank a lot of nog and a fifth of jd. you aint gonna wake up till barney shows up to arrest you. lol.

2007-12-22 16:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by tom5251972 4 · 0 0

If I woke up mad I would have to make you the star on the christmas tree.

If I woke up happy I would have to ride you like a carnival horse.

If I woke up sleepy I would throw my coffee in your face.

If I woke up blind I would fall down in front of you exclaiming I was blind but I still cant see.

If I smelled cookies I would never see you, I would be with the cookies all morning.

If you smelled I would febreeze you.

hehe, had enough allready?

2007-12-22 16:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

share the eggnog and help you on your way as you are obviously lost-----sorry about the rats they are pets-- quite tame --don't bite just chew holes in your clothes as they need to grind their teeth and guess what I don't have very many visitors so I hope we can be friends !

2007-12-22 16:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by njss 6 · 1 0

I'd run around like a demented five-year-old in my footie pajamas, screaming with delight at the big robot toy that Santa had brought me.

2007-12-22 18:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1 0

Giggle, then send you out back for some wood so you could build a fire for us while I make breakfast. Eggnog too...

The kids are at their dad's, and I was getting lonely. Thanks Santa!

2007-12-22 18:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love eggnog.

2007-12-23 00:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd be incredibly shocked. 2 reasons. I don't celebrate Christmas, and second, I don't have a tree.

2007-12-22 16:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by freespirit 6 · 2 0

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