Yippee!
*hugs Dalek*
*writes thankyou card to Santa*
*amends New Year's Resolution from "keep cleaner house" to "conquer universe"*
*giggles maniacally*
2007-12-22 21:28:06
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answer #1
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answered by sueflower 6
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Well the leftover eggnog will taste great with breakfast. And that is if you started the coffee.....gotta have that first thing, then I would deal with you second, and breakfast 3 rd. You are hungry aren't you???
2007-12-22 16:18:21
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answer #2
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answered by Toffy 6
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My family only does the presents part every other year. Russian tradition in my family, just to show the true meaning of Christmas.
2016-05-26 00:14:41
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answer #3
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answered by ? 3
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im guessing by your name that you are a guy. i think that i would nair you then hmmmm.stick a tampon in your mouth with the string hanging out. the move the picknick up to the road in the sun so you wont get cold. then duct tape a trash can lid to your waist and duct tape you to the picknick table so everyone in town will see what i saw under the tree. oh by the way you drank a lot of nog and a fifth of jd. you aint gonna wake up till barney shows up to arrest you. lol.
2007-12-22 16:28:36
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answer #4
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answered by tom5251972 4
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If I woke up mad I would have to make you the star on the christmas tree.
If I woke up happy I would have to ride you like a carnival horse.
If I woke up sleepy I would throw my coffee in your face.
If I woke up blind I would fall down in front of you exclaiming I was blind but I still cant see.
If I smelled cookies I would never see you, I would be with the cookies all morning.
If you smelled I would febreeze you.
hehe, had enough allready?
2007-12-22 16:17:55
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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share the eggnog and help you on your way as you are obviously lost-----sorry about the rats they are pets-- quite tame --don't bite just chew holes in your clothes as they need to grind their teeth and guess what I don't have very many visitors so I hope we can be friends !
2007-12-22 16:22:15
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answer #6
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answered by njss 6
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I'd run around like a demented five-year-old in my footie pajamas, screaming with delight at the big robot toy that Santa had brought me.
2007-12-22 18:09:06
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answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7
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Giggle, then send you out back for some wood so you could build a fire for us while I make breakfast. Eggnog too...
The kids are at their dad's, and I was getting lonely. Thanks Santa!
2007-12-22 18:31:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I love eggnog.
2007-12-23 00:59:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd be incredibly shocked. 2 reasons. I don't celebrate Christmas, and second, I don't have a tree.
2007-12-22 16:15:00
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answered by freespirit 6
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