2007-12-22 14:02:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If I told you, you'd probably have trouble sleeping for, say, a month or more.
2007-12-22 18:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give a person of the same sex your "yule log".
2007-12-22 22:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Say WHAT?!? Um,do I have to make the Yuletide gay?You mean I have to...OH!Wait!You mean FESTIVE,JOYOUS,FUN!!OF COURSE!
Stream banners,light lights,throw confetti!Let's make this Yuletide GAY with joviality!!!
[Whew!I'm never hosting a party for you again,that was TOO close for comfort!]
2007-12-23 03:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink a few margaritas before you sit down to eat with the relatives you cannot stand and announce that you are GAY.....they will choke.
2007-12-22 22:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by missellie 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Okay. Me and my female contacts can all have sex on Monday. Just so long as I can be straight again on Wednesday.
2007-12-22 22:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
MAYBE WITH A YULE LOG, YOU KNOW IN THE FIRE PLACE.
2007-12-23 18:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by jerry z 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Friends and family
2007-12-22 22:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Friends and family and spiking ones hot chocolate or eggnog with their favorite liquor..
2007-12-23 00:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by KAREBEAR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pump up, "Its Raining Men" on your stereo and get out your feather boas!
2007-12-22 22:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by CherryCheri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a good soft-porn lesbian movie...
2007-12-22 22:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋