Whilst the great MacTealc has been away from the croft - and left me and the girls from the Wee Hoose all alone AGAIN - I have heard word from a laddy going by the name of CHIPMONK that he would be happy to escort me to Brigadoon no less!
Now either this bonny laddy is brave beyond words - or has a death wish - or has not the knowledge of MacTealc - but I have to tell ye - I am tempted! Would it not serve MacTealc well that I should not be sitting by the peat fire wating for him to stride in and demand his oats?
Should I take the young laddy up on his offer and make off for a day to remember with him - or should I stay and wait for MacTealc to remember where he last used his caber?
And ta those of you who know not what a caber is - it is long stiff pole that can be used in so many different ways - MacTealc is indeed a master in its use!
But I believe that young Chipmonk is a quick learner and I could even pass on some of MacTealc's best known moves!
2007-12-22 11:35:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ohhhhhh Chippy's in big trouble !!
I think you should wait for McTealc -
Mrs Chippy might not like it and then you'd be the one in big trouble !!
just my opinion - I am but a lowly basset hound (get it - low - basset hound - )
2007-12-22 11:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
OK, now you are sitting at home by the fire, with the young'ens in bed... Mr. Chipy has invited you to go out as your man is out too, questionable what he is doing with his caber! However, if your man comes home and wants to be fed and you are not there to feed him and he ventures out and finds you with Chipy, he could also use his caber on Chipy too? Only in not so kind of a way! Which is what he should expect for fool'in around with someone's wife!
Don't do it Dear... two wrongs never make a right!
ROFLMAO.... See now I'm having fun with this!
2007-12-22 15:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye, an if ye not be careful, a day in Brigadoon be lastin a hundred years, lassie. Are ye willin to take the chance? MacTealc is a man, and a CHIPMONK, well, I don' be thinkin' that he kin hold a candle ta a man like that!
2007-12-22 16:21:33 · answer #3 · answered by herfinator 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would leave the young laddie alone, but at the same time, find out what MacTealc is up to. There are other things in the arsenal besides cabers. Actually, I've only seen a caber used one way. (Highland games)
2007-12-22 12:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nae Lady,leave the flings to the less fortunate,true love has it's cruel ways but toss your curls and the Laird will come running back to the wee croft,kilt flying!
2007-12-22 11:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Damn that Chippie!!! I thought WE had a thing going.
I even went out and bought the pink tutu he wanted me to wear!!!
Be careful Lass he will play with your heart as he did mine!!!
2007-12-22 15:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would if I were involved. This old senior's caber wouldn't stand for any more tossing.
2007-12-22 11:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tears are swelling.
2007-12-22 13:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by !truth! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please send me some of what you are smoking. It must be the good stuff
2007-12-22 12:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm..... OK!
2007-12-22 11:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by Yoda 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋