she wants to know some good brunette jokes. do you have one?
2007-12-22 11:35:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell her not to worry....i'm sure she's not dumb like the jokes...
2007-12-23 04:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Any joke can be made into a brunette joke.
ex. two brunettes were walking down the street, one picks up a compact and looks into the mirror... *Hmmm this person looks familiar* and the other takes it and says *you dumba*s it's me!*
I was blonde when I was little, up until now actually. My hair has finally darkened some, but my nickname in hs was blondie. I heard every joke there ever was, and that's all they are, jokes. Your daughter just needs to laugh with people and move on. They aren't about her specifically.
2007-12-22 11:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have a blonde on the roof and a brunette. which one will fall first the brunette because the blonde has to ask for directions on the way down so this jokes indicates that brunettes are Way smarter than blondes
2007-12-22 11:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There aren't any...cause brunettes aren't perceived as stupid. In all blond jokes, the brunette is the smart one, the red head is the sweetheart, and the blond is always the dumb one.
Even if you try to replace the brunette with the blond, it doesn't really work cause they joke isn't funny anymore, it just comes across as an attempt in vain to not be stereotyped.
2007-12-22 11:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, what did the blonde ask the commedian?
"You know any good brunette jokes?"
This is hard because there is not a large sterotype for brunettes as there is for blondes.
The steroytype for blondes is they are stupid/ditsy/etc.
So really the only thing you can do is replace the blonde in the joke for brunette.
I brunette walks into a bar, and then another brunette right after her.
You'd think she would have stopped.
2007-12-22 11:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by simply_college 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't much like Blond jokes so I don't listen , just have her switch it to brunette in place of blond
2007-12-22 11:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by BILL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.. but I'm blonde and I feel for her = ]
Just take blonde jokes and replace them with a brunette person.
2007-12-22 11:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by Kimberlee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young brunette woman goes into her doctor and tells him, "Doc, my entire body hurts....every where." The doctor replies, "I have never heard of such a thing. I don't see any bruises, cuts, abrasions or bumps on your body. Why do you say your entire body hurts?' The young brunette replies, "Watch doctor" and then proceeds to touch her arm & scream, her foot & screams, her ear & screams. The doctor asks her, "Did you dye your hair and are you actually a natural blond?"
She replies "Yes, I am really a blond, how did you know?"
The doctor tells her, "I thought so...your finger is broken."
Well I guess thats more of a blond joke so sorry...
I'm brunnete so yeah....
Hope i helped!
2007-12-22 11:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
2007-12-22 11:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by C 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
replace the word blonde with brunette in any blonde jokes
2007-12-22 11:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Beach Bummm 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
take the word blonde out and put brunette in instead hun
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2007-12-22 21:59:26 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋