That you use during family functions so you don't hurt anyone's feelings.
Mine phrase is "Oh, a can of simonize."
2007-12-22 09:27:45 · 9 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
"A present from Aunt Maude" - Years ago, my wife's Aunt Maude sent her brillo scouring pads for a Christmas present.
So, when we get lousily weird presents, especially from out-of-state, we snicker to each other "A present from Aunt Maude".
(((Patrick)))
2007-12-22 09:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by D Uncle 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
My brothers & used to pass around someone's bottle of "new" cologne to smell it - we'd dab some under our noses to mask the smell of my aunt's BO!
2007-12-22 09:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Quarter Midget Mom 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"This looks like the last Sh!t I took" Everyone cracks up!
2007-12-22 09:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by vinny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup. when we get a bad gift at christmas, she stands up and says 'i can't accept this, i'm jewish'
2007-12-22 09:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
were kickin it jehovah witness this year(they don't receive or get gifts opr celebrate xmas........we do this when things tough for us
2007-12-22 09:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This gift sucks!
That's what mine is. jk jk. i don't say anything. i just return it and get what i really want.
2007-12-22 09:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by lindsey 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"How nice....how nice..."
From the old joke about what the southern belle learned at charm school----how to wave her fan and say, "How nice...how nice....", instead of "Oh sh!t!"
2007-12-22 09:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
no how about ,we /i didn,t get you anything this year.
2007-12-22 09:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope. i wish though...
2007-12-22 09:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋