...to take a break, piss himself, pass out, be woken up by an angry mall elf, stumble back to his chair, and hold your dear child in his lap?
2007-12-22 08:24:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And I thought it was my kid that peed on him!
2007-12-22 08:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention breaking wind due to all the peppermint schnapps lol! Merry Christmas honey. I'm supposed to meet Shizzy in the bushes at your place on Xmas Eve, that ok? I'll leave Keystone Light and hot links for ya.
2007-12-22 17:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I didn't know that...Sounds like you may have been a Mall Santa at one time or another!
2007-12-22 16:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Soapie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I didn't think Santa was allowed to have kids on his lap anymore. He's certainly not allowed to say "Ho ho ho" because of the sexual meaning to that word. Which is funny, because St Nicholas is the patron saint of sex workers.
2007-12-22 16:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by the universe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bad Santa, eh?
2007-12-22 16:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's quick! Hope he washed his hands! Love the hat!
2007-12-22 16:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by rat racer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and he gets to hide behind the beard, glasses, and big red suit, sounds like a great job to me!!
2007-12-22 16:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
god I love Bad Santa
2007-12-22 16:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Really!!! I thought it took him 30 minutes..
2007-12-22 16:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Giving in to the Feeling 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot taking a slug of cheap whiskey.
2007-12-22 16:28:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah totally
2007-12-22 16:29:09 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋