A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have, Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda - light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says, "that dog can't talk - you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have a conversation with him yourself - but don't let him out of your sight. He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore - no Rover. They walked up and down nearby alleys and streets - no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
2007-12-22 07:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Now this is rip roaring, belly laugh ,out loud funny. I have to send this to everybody in my address book.
2007-12-22 07:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Best laugh of the day so far. Keep 'em coming & have a star
2007-12-23 07:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its Just an other shaggy dog story after all(but very funny)
2007-12-23 02:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to find a joke to tell my O.A.P.uncle who is in hospital and needs cheering up, but althoughI think this one is funny, it may be a bit `border-line for him!
2007-12-23 08:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, WOW!!! I don't know what to say, except I am very glad I don't have a grandson hanging over my shoulder reading right now!!
That was very good Suzie!
2007-12-22 16:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny and you are on a roll. Keep 'em coming. We've come to count on some laughter from you.
2007-12-22 16:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And that is why I never give my dog any money! That was too funny Suzie!! Chuckles and a star!!!
2007-12-22 16:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What a cheap date!
2007-12-22 21:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha suzie :0)
You always make me laugh hun x
2007-12-22 15:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by dances 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is so cute, thanks Susie and a pretty star for the heavens!
2007-12-22 15:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋