I was a little drunk and dared to comment that my tea was a little dry after I came back from the ritzy, as a consequence my wife gave me this foul drink! as a joke! now I cannot stop my craving for corn! what should I do and what can I trick my wife into drinking?
2007-12-22 06:36:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You should try laying an egg!
2007-12-22 06:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that sounds like a famous play i did at school
pilgrims ..girls that pretended to be witches or have a curse on them...
its wierd i had to remeber soo many words but i cant remeber the title of the play!
i wouldnt say worry but maybe ask a doctor, you may get food poisening
2007-12-22 16:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
put cling film on the toilet seat always a winner or a bucket of ice water carefully balanced on top of a door too much to mention revenge is bucket served cold. have fun mate
2007-12-22 14:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Ricky 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tonight- put shrink wrap between the toilet lid and the body of the stool- make sure its tight- when she gets up in the night or early morning goes to the bathroom - you will have had your revenge:) let me know how it worked out
2007-12-22 14:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mark Almond....need I say more (your wife would laugh so hard when she finds out)
2007-12-23 16:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by Bull D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go work for Kelloggs and eat their supplies.
2007-12-23 07:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points. TY. DUMB question. Can you come up with something better? Something REAL! Something to really spark others readers interest? OR, do you have a chicken brain? HMMMMM.....
2007-12-22 14:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by maryannmccarthy2003 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Apply for a job as writer of Christmas cracker 'jokes'.
2007-12-22 14:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Buck buck buck doooooodle!!!
2007-12-26 05:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by CHENGO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need help! and probally a good shot of vodka!!
2007-12-22 15:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by jstagirl1969 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋