"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get sc***ed."
2007-12-22 06:11:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Suzie!!!!Thank you for putting the first smile on my face today .....That was another good one!!
2007-12-22 06:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by abuelamah 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I should have seen that one coming. Lawyers and their bad
reputations are so well earned. Boy, do I ever know that.
It's too bad my husband had no incentive to be one. From
my experience, it doesn't take that much intelligence to be
one. I think the clients often can represent themselves better
in fact. I know in both cases I took to court, I did. And yet I
was left holding the bag, so to speak. Both attorneys got paid
by the court, and there I was, with health claims to be rectified
and dealt with. It's just a game of tag for them, and whether
they can win the game. Not how it's played with truth and
honor. No, it's all about the money. For them, not us.
2007-12-22 14:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe Her any lawyer I ever met would have screwed(will there be word police interference} on first meeting her.
2007-12-23 02:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! A lawyers reputation does always precede him.
2007-12-22 16:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Love those lawyers...they're like pizza drivers...they always deliver!
2007-12-22 21:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by DR W 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!! Chuckles and a star for you!!
2007-12-22 15:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
the old ones are the best eh?
2007-12-22 14:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by minerva 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not a doubt in my mind ----- velly gut
2007-12-22 15:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
nice, very funny
2007-12-22 14:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Phillip J 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL, Good one!
2007-12-22 14:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Jane 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋