2007-12-22 04:43:16 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Come on Christina just think about when your coming to Manchester and you can dance with me in the street and hold up all the traffic.
2007-12-22 05:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Christmas Story (for people having a bad day)
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where do you want me to stick it?"
...And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree
2007-12-22 04:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Rastaquouère 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sad and need cheering up too. I hope one of the lovely answers you have received cheers you up!
xx
2007-12-22 05:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheer Up!
2007-12-22 04:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG cristina im christina:P
whats up well im sad too my best friend moved so ya hmm well a few winters ago i jumped into the ocean and almost died of hypothermia.
That makes me laugh now because im so dumb LOL
-christina happy holidays
2007-12-22 04:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that's your picture I see, you should have nothing to be sad about, you are the most beautiful thing I have seen today.
2007-12-22 04:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout
"You girls & boys won't get any toys if you don't pull me out
My beard is black, there's soot in my sack, my nose is tickly too
When Santa got stuck up the chimney, Atchoo atchoo atchoo
2007-12-22 04:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christmas is only three days away!! And I love the name Cristina.
2007-12-22 04:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read a comic book. I recommend Garfield or Heathcliff
2007-12-22 04:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by So Now I Sing 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe it's not butter sucks. What I would do, is take some real butter and put it in the tub of I can't believe it's not butter, so I CAN believe some of it's butter.
2007-12-22 04:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋