OK just one more, and NOT a question?

Question

Up on the roof top with slips and clicks
Daddy is trying his decorating tricks.

Cussing and grumblings are what I heard
while Mommy shouts, "Hey, that's a bad word."

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"Chorus"

"Yo, ho, ho, don't you know
every Christmas is how this goes.

Ya, ha, ha, can't you see
I still have to put up the Christmas tree."

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We don't have a Chimney, and I wondered quick
how the heck will old St. Nick,

Find a way into our, house this night
the alarm will be set, to lessen our fright;

"insert or not"

Plus we live in Florida ya know,
so there ain't much chance of snow.

But I'll be up sneaking late at 3
and wait under the Christmas tree.


And yada yada yada

It's just PLAY, and FUN, no need to take the irreverent Reverend seriously.

Be well "y'all"

Note to "Tiffany", with all due respect. Perhaps you removed your response? But I did get an E Mail alert?

First of all, "How the H*** am I supposed to answer this", might have been a bit over the top. You might have worded your answer a bit differently.

Second but foremost it isn't/wasn't a Q. Yahoo insists on injecting the Q mark.

It's ME having some fun, and I do GET IT, that this season isn't one, every Christian Human passes through "Joyfully". I also have not YET "Covered" any "religious based" Christmas songs. I'm modifying novelty songs, and I want to believe you and others had heard many.

In any case I wish you and yours, as well as all others, SOME level of PEACE, if not Joy, and I hope that extends beyond 12/25/07.

Steven Wolf
(The Rev.)

Answer 1

HaHa.. you sleigh me!

But what am I doing here so late? Ah.. just rummaging through your stocking ...hm.. something sticky down there, beneath the coals... I'll never tell.

That's it! I'm outta here! Goodnight Santa xox

Answer 2

I thought you might
Just like to know
That when to Florida
St Nick does go.

The Dashers and Dancers
Sprout wings and take flight
And sing and prance
All through the night.

And when he lands
He greases the sleigh
And finds a bit of grass
To stop with slight delays.

Instead of chimneys
He uses the front door
For if you are Santa
You have the master key...and more.

So do not worry,
And don't stay up all night
For Santa will not be seen
Moving at the speed of light.

Answer 3

I would use more all CAPS in the top part of the poem to tie it all together alittle more. I like the And yada, yada yada - part.

Answer 4

Ha ha! Wait, is this one of those 'reflections'?