....took a dump in my stocking.
This year, I'll be waiting in the bushes with a carving knife.
Do you think Santa will let that happen again?
2007-12-22 02:19:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ooh venison!
santa won't know what hit him. why do you think his nose is always red?
2007-12-22 02:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are willing to leave out a little sausage for those reindeer, I'm sure you'll be okay. But knowing how you don't like to part with that sausage... well, beware is all I can say!
Good morning friend!
2007-12-22 10:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, those truly treasured Holiday moments!!!! To think of you in the bushes, with that big knife of yours, waiting anxiously for Santa to arrive, with that Merry glint, in your twitching face....it brings a tear to my eye, just thinking about it!.
2007-12-22 11:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to you too?!? I'll be waiting on the roof with my chainsaw. The fat idiot will think again before letting his filthy reindeer in my house! BWAHAHAHAHA
2007-12-22 10:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Does the pooper scooper law apply to reindeer?
2007-12-22 12:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, because santa, rudolph and all the other reindeer and elves will be on the lookout for you. so you better watch out!
2007-12-22 10:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by darrin b 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ummm whoa....are you saying that you really AREN'T Santa? *runs away crying to Yidiot*
"yidiot, there really is no Santa Buk"
"That's okay Marla, sit on Santa Yidiot's lap and we'll see what comes up"
2007-12-22 11:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bada;bing you most been caught
watch out for the Warden go EARK YOUR SELF ON THE SALOMI AND STALE bread did you watch Don Juan
last night THOSE MEN NO LONGER EXIST
YOU THINK SO.!!!
no BUTT,ON YOUR BREAD !!
Watch you do not find yo buk swollen in the Brook !
2007-12-22 12:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Santa will probably do it this year
2007-12-22 10:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by Gone 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no Santa's the man!
2007-12-22 10:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋