Sung to the tune of a pretty familiar Christmas song.
Ya better not grumble,
Ya better not grouse,
Please, please, please
don't "over LIGHT" your house.
Another Walmarts comin to town.
Be makin a list
and checkin it twice,
forget nice or naughty
just think about price
Walmarts comin to-oooo your town.
It's wide open when you're sleepin
crowded when you're awake.
It don't have blue light specials
but it's close for goodness sake.
So pick up yer purse, pack up the gang
drag em off shopping and let dinner "Hang"
Walmart is a comin to town.
Harpy Holly Daze to all
2007-12-22 01:21:23 · 4 answers · asked by DIY Doc 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
LOL! That tells the HOLE story.
2007-12-22 01:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I understand your irritation about Walmart, In the UK I think they are branded as Asda.
We on the other hand have our own version of Walmart. It's called Tesco's, Apparently they get one in every eight pounds spent in Britain. They pretty much set the price of groceries in this country and rob the farmers blind. Farmers get £2.50 that's $5 a kilo for organic lamb and Tesco's charge £15 a kilo in the shop that's roughly $30.
Lets remember the true meaning of Christmas and spend spend spend!
2007-12-22 11:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by john m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They have decided to build a Walmart in my town that is 4 times as big as the one 5 miles away. Your song is so true and hilariously funny. You should make more. Im giving you a thumbs up!
2007-12-22 09:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by ~Claire~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holly Daze is right! Love your poem, love it, love it!
2007-12-22 09:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋