how do you know santa is a man
he turns up late, drinks your booze, emptys his sack, only comes once and leaves before you wake up
2007-12-20 21:57:52 · 14 answers · asked by not me 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
woman goes to the doctor and says my husband has gone right off sex doesn't want to know anymore, so the docctor sats give him 2 of these tablets with food they will work wonders, so a week later she's back at the doctors for something different, and he asks her how was her husband and did the tabs work, work she said i gave them to him he finnished his meal and he was at me there was brken crockery everywhere he laid me on the table and got straight down to it , it was wonderfull so the doctor said i'm pleased i could help but i'm sorry about the brocken crockery so she said its alright doc we don't use that restuarant anymore
2007-12-20 22:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ron69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.
2007-12-21 06:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa Is Sardar Ji Jokes that why santa is a man. But Good.....!
2007-12-21 06:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Rishi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well......mmmm......
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! hahahahaha
Why did the monkey cross the road?
BECASE THE CHICKEN WAS ON HOLIDAY! Hahaha
2007-12-21 06:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
(Every year, and I still laugh!)
2007-12-21 06:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahhahaaa
good 1
2007-12-21 06:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa is a man because he likes Hoe! Hoe! Hoes!
2007-12-21 06:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ken-Eros 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yep, a relli bad one
A girl called Rikki went around doin d positive/negative test (is dis half glass of water half full or half empty.) her sister, Tia sed "Half full", her brother, Harry sed "Half empty" den she goes to her baby brother, Shane n sez "Is dis glass of water half full or half empty?" Shane drunk it n sed "Completely empty"
My friend told me dat joke in year 4
2007-12-21 06:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you seen the latest pirate movie?
It's rated arr, because of all the booty!
2007-12-21 06:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by Bubble dude 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do African men wear long,baggy shorts?
'cos their knee grows
2007-12-21 06:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by JOHN B 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋